oh, so Harry recently got a heart tattooed and Louis just got an arrow? okay cool.
Did everyone else know that Louis’ bodyguard Alberto is the one that found Michael Jackson on the night he died? How crazy is that?
He’s a good guy, he refused an offer for £500k from a British tabloid to say things about Mike. He still wells up when asked about that morning, and especially about seeing MJ’s children as it happened. He’s a good guy.
god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
Clark Kent: I’m not Superman.
Peter Parker: I’m not Spider Man.
Bruce Wayne: I’m not Batman.
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
so I make Dean, Sam & Cas on the Sims right?
before I saved the game of my new home, I have them seated like this
since it takes some time to save, I went to get a drink…
AND THEN FREAKING COUGH ON MY DRINK BECAUSE I CAME BACK TO THIS
THEYRE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME
EVEN SIMS SHIPS DESTIEL
how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION
no b/c if they get too close they will get sucked into their place of true belonging
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
ur own lil cheerleader
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy